Meet Bertha Fowler. She is a very robust Sim who enjoys good food, good nectar and good times… although sometimes she has trouble finding good times. (Click here to see videos associated with this story).

As pictured above, she doesn’t always practice the best hygiene methods and can often be found wandering around downtown in her underwear. She is also unlucky, a vegetarian, eco-friendly (so her fridge is stocked with organic meals and foods), dislikes children and is grumpy.

Bertha has recently moved to Bridgeport and is determined to soak in as much of the nightlife as she can. One night, she puts on her favorite party dress and hits the town. She starts out at the local watering hole Eugi’s to check out the action…

Bertha forgets she is a vegetarian (which has been happening a lot lately with her) and orders shrimp cocktail at the bar, so she has an upset tummy for the next couple of hours. Meanwhile, Eugi’s was rather boring, so Bertha quickly moved on to The Prosper Room. She didn’t know it at the time, but only celebrities can get into the Prosper room… no matter how much you schmooze or bribe the bouncer!

Bertha finally gives up and heads over to the Plasma 101 bar. There is a bouncer there who demands $100 before finally letting her in!

Bertha is discouraged by the unfriendliness of the club and bar scene. But she’s determined to have fun! Her next stop is The Brightmore, which is an upscale bar. Bertha knows the drill by now, hands the bouncer $100 and she’s in! She has lots of fun at this bar:

She even gets up the courage to go skinny-dipping:

Bertha is finally enjoying herself. Her next stop for the night is the Bonzai Lounge…

…where she orders drinks and partakes in yet another non-vegetarian meal:

Bertha’s final stop of the night is at Waylan’s Haunt, which is a real bottom-of-the-barrel dive bar. By this time Bertha is lubed up and ready to hit the dance floor again, despite frequent trips to the bathroom to vomit up the sushi she partook in at the Banzai Lounge. Unfortunately, Waylan’s is pretty much dead!

Lila decides it is time to head home and get some rest. After all, she has a trip to Egypt planned for the coming days.

…to be continued…